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Jackson
Powell, Tennessee USA

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Weary Overload Recreational Virus
Posted: Mar 1, 2008, 8:15 AM CST

Got this in email today. If it's been posted before, my apologies to the original poster.

J grin


The CDC has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious,
potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and
even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your
colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should
come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

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karmistry
NW Corner, Connecticut USA

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Weary Overload Recreational Virus
Posted: Mar 1, 2008, 8:33 AM CST

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I'm touching NO work today!

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Jackson
Powell, Tennessee USA

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Weary Overload Recreational Virus
Posted: Mar 1, 2008, 8:46 AM CST

karmistry wrote:
I'm touching NO work today!


Yup, you said it! That's become my motto in my old age! cool You know what they say: "All work and no play makes Jack...." uncertain

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PILIPALA
Cardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK

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Weary Overload Recreational Virus
Posted: Mar 1, 2008, 8:53 AM CST

Yea caught virus once again called in this morning to do over time. because of staff sickness.Worked 5 hrs today back in 12 hrs shift tomorrow night. Going to chill now and sod the house workgrin

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karmistry
NW Corner, Connecticut USA

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Weary Overload Recreational Virus
Posted: Mar 1, 2008, 9:01 AM CST

OMG! I have friends that are working today! I must get the antidote for them! grin

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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta

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Weary Overload Recreational Virus
Posted: Mar 1, 2008, 12:08 PM CST

Thank goodness, I'm free of this VIRUS for 2 days!! grin

Nice one Jackson!!

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

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