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Jackson
Powell, Tennessee USA

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Posted: Mar 9, 2008, 8:34 AM CST

Wal-Mart announced that, sometime in 2008, it will begin offering customers a new discount item--Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2 - $5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine," said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas , Bentonville, "but the right name is important."

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

P.S. Don 't bother writing back that this is a hoax. I know possum is not a white meat.


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bajanblue
Speightstown, Saint Peter Barbados

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Wal-Mart Wines
Posted: Mar 9, 2008, 9:24 AM CST

Jackson wrote:
Wal-Mart announced that, sometime in 2008, it will begin offering customers a new discount item--Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2 - $5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine," said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas , Bentonville, "but the right name is important."

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

P.S. Don 't bother writing back that this is a hoax. I know possum is not a white meat.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I like the Big Red Gulp

Has a ring to it...rolling on the floor laughing





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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA

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Wal-Mart Wines
Posted: Mar 9, 2008, 9:27 AM CST



Nothing could ever compete with MD 20/20. Commonly referred to as Mad Dog 20/20. rolling on the floor laughing





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bajanblue
Speightstown, Saint Peter Barbados

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Posted: Mar 9, 2008, 9:29 AM CST

Indyfella wrote:
Nothing could ever compete with MD 20/20. Commonly referred to as Mad Dog 20/20.


Hmmm. is that because they age it for twenty minutes?laugh





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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA

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Posted: Mar 9, 2008, 9:39 AM CST



bajanblue wrote:
Hmmm. is that because they age it for twenty minutes?


That long? D'oh!





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allready
portland, Oregon USA

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Posted: Mar 9, 2008, 9:53 AM CST

Trader joes has a great wine but they never keep alot of it on hand people buy it as soon as it comes in.peace wine wine wine wine





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allready
portland, Oregon USA

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Posted: Mar 9, 2008, 9:54 AM CST

allready wrote:
Trader joes has a great wine but they never keep alot of it on hand people buy it as soon as it comes in.
but i like your joke.. funny.





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roseofsharon
Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK

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Posted: Mar 9, 2008, 9:57 AM CST

Way too funny!!! rolling on the floor laughing And.... World Championship Reisling?? I would have a use for it and it wouldn't be drinking the stuff...!! thumbs down

Great to see ya, Jackson.... love to both you and Don!! teddy bear





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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA

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Posted: Mar 9, 2008, 10:02 AM CST

well Shazamm, Missy!! I'd buy any one of them there wineswine





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roseofsharon
Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK

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Posted: Mar 9, 2008, 10:06 AM CST

shipoker55 wrote:
well Shazamm, Missy!! I'd buy any one of them there wines


Ship...!!! yay No, you wouldn't.... if I have to take you out for a really delightful bottle.... or two...??!! wine

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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA

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Posted: Mar 9, 2008, 10:12 AM CST

we have a really good Jewish whine!!"...I wanna go to Miami!!"
roseofsharon wrote:
Ship...!!! No, you wouldn't.... if I have to take you out for a really delightful bottle.... or two...??!!



Yeah...two bottles of really good wine would be delightful!! But I would preferr the sweetness of you company even morekiss





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roseofsharon
Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK

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Wal-Mart Wines
Posted: Mar 9, 2008, 10:23 AM CST

shipoker55 wrote:
we have a really good Jewish whine!!"...I wanna go to Miami!!"Yeah...two bottles of really good wine would be delightful!! But I would preferr the sweetness of you company even more



Ooooo...... cooooo....!!! blushing batting eyelashes Got a corkscrew?? grin

wine

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JewelLiz
Yarmouth, Maine USA

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Wal-Mart Wines
Posted: Mar 19, 2008, 5:56 PM CST

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers wine wine wine
WalMart...booze...LOL...hehehehe...why does it sound so beleivable...hehehehehe





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