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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA

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Posted: Jul 15, 2008, 7:53 PM CST

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?


Can you cry under water?


How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?


Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?


Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


What disease did cured ham actually have?


How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?


Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?


If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?


Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


Why do doctors leave the room while you change?

They're going to see you naked anyway.



Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?


Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?


If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?


Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?


If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?



Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

They're both dogs!


If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?


If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


Why did you just try singing the two songs above?


Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?


Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?


Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?






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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA

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Posted: Jul 15, 2008, 7:55 PM CST

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing





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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA

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Posted: Jul 15, 2008, 7:58 PM CST

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?


Rape is rape....but if you have sex with her and don't pay, it's theft of services

sticking out tongue





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ruhere4me
Coon Rapids USA

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Posted: Jul 15, 2008, 8:00 PM CST

OK I want all the answers now rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing





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muppetkiller
Snyder, Oklahoma USA

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Posted: Jul 15, 2008, 8:31 PM CST

shipoker55 wrote:
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?Rape is rape....but if you have sex with her and don't pay, it's theft of services


This guy knows the difference. I'm just saying...





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muppetkiller
Snyder, Oklahoma USA

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Posted: Jul 15, 2008, 8:36 PM CST

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

I wondered about that, myself. Then I remembered it was tv, so all bet were off.





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kkitty
Minnesota USA

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Posted: Jul 15, 2008, 8:41 PM CST

OMG what is baby oil made from? I will google this later for sure
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing





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BlueSkyJ
Reseda, California USA

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Posted: Jul 15, 2008, 8:48 PM CST

In response to:
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?






rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I like the ones i quoted above best....they were all really good, thanks for the laughs sticking out tongue





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Dont_Look_Now
Huntsville, Alabama USA

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Posted: Jul 15, 2008, 11:40 PM CST

Scottishlass wrote:
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

uh oh! help





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BAKERBOY924
port st lucie, Florida USA

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Posted: Jul 15, 2008, 11:45 PM CST

I think baby oil is made when you consentrate babys in a blender?





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Dont_Look_Now
Huntsville, Alabama USA

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Posted: Jul 15, 2008, 11:49 PM CST

BAKERBOY924 wrote:
I think baby oil is made when you consentrate babys in a blender?
blues uh oh!
<- never using baby oil again, EVER!!!!!





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BAKERBOY924
port st lucie, Florida USA

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Posted: Jul 15, 2008, 11:50 PM CST

Dont_Look_Now wrote:
<- never using baby oil again, EVER!!!!!

Didn't you ever wonder why it is good for the skin?





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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta

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Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 1:43 PM CST

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing





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Lillym
Sliema, Majjistral Malta

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Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 1:56 PM CST

You have me all confused now drinking rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing





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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA

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Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 2:10 PM CST

BAKERBOY924 wrote:
I think baby oil is made when you consentrate babys in a blender?
I read that Gerber had to quit putting the picture of a baby on it's jars in some foriegn countries where it's common to have a picture on the jar of what's inside for illiterate people. dunno help





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welshlady
cardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK

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Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 2:31 PM CST

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing dancing banana loved them all dancing banana rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing





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zdeadmanwalking
bowling green, Kentucky USA

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Posted: Jul 17, 2008, 12:24 AM CST

confused why do we use hot water to make ice
use cold water to cook with
why is there 8 hot dogs in a pack and you only get 6 buns to a packconfused





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cherokeemoon2
grove, Oklahoma USA

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Posted: Jul 17, 2008, 2:11 PM CST

Scottishlass wrote:
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?Why does a round pizza come in a square box?What disease did cured ham actually have?How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?Why do doctors leave the room while you change?

They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

They're both dogs!If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?Why did you just try singing the two songs above?Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
good scottish humour EH.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing





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