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onegoodguy1959
Bedford, Texas USA

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Posted: Aug 1, 2008, 1:08 PM CST

alabamabebe wrote:
This is assuming one actually grows wiser as opposed to just being old and stupid

Rubbers for safety purposes only.


I thought they were for "her pleasure." That's what the sign on the dispenser in the bathroom says.confused





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shyboy79
Orangeburg, New York USA

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Posted: Aug 1, 2008, 1:24 PM CST

More Life Experience. You got many discount for being a senior =)





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Tulefel
Göteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden

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Posted: Aug 1, 2008, 1:34 PM CST

Don’t know what’s wrong with me, but I began to enjoy my age when I turned 42. And my daughter asks for my opinion. Again! She didn’t do that from when she was 5!
cheering





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cottonelle
clarkston USA

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Posted: Aug 1, 2008, 1:38 PM CST

THE GOLDEN YEARS



The Golden Years have come at last -
I cannot see; I cannot pee;
I cannot chew, I cannot screw.
My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks;
No sense of smell: I look like hell!
My body is drooping; got trouble pooping.

The Golden Years have come at last.
But the Golden Years have turned to BRASS.
If you ask me -
The GOLDEN YEARS...
Can kiss my ASS!







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darlynda
new tazewell, Tennessee USA

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Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 6:19 PM CST

cottonelle wrote:
THE GOLDEN YEARS



The Golden Years have come at last -
I cannot see; I cannot pee;
I cannot chew, I cannot screw.
My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks;
No sense of smell: I look like hell!
My body is drooping; got trouble pooping.

The Golden Years have come at last.
But the Golden Years have turned to BRASS.
If you ask me -
The GOLDEN YEARS...
Can kiss my ASS!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing i love this,,,,,,thank you





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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA

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Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 6:21 PM CST

cottonelle wrote:
THE GOLDEN YEARS



The Golden Years have come at last -
I cannot see; I cannot pee;
I cannot chew, I cannot screw.
My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks;
No sense of smell: I look like hell!
My body is drooping; got trouble pooping.

The Golden Years have come at last.
But the Golden Years have turned to BRASS.
If you ask me -
The GOLDEN YEARS...
Can kiss my ASS!


rolling on the floor laughing dancing banana





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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA

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Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 6:22 PM CST

darlynda wrote:
i love this,,,,,,thank you


And that came from a 35 yo....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I am sure he knows all about it..D'oh!

BTW, when is the move date??devil





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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA

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Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 6:24 PM CST

darlynda wrote:
oh i am going to take the trip to IRELAND but i was just thinking about reality.


Think of the3 concept of separate reality.. What is real to one, may not be real to another..wink





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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA

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Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 6:27 PM CST

WingsOfLove wrote:
UMMMMM........I'm thinking, I'm thinking.... as she scratches her head and rolls her eyes upward......

Still thinking.... ..Nope, can't think of one damn thing...


Then you have yet to get "older"...wink





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darlynda
new tazewell, Tennessee USA

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Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 6:29 PM CST

HJFinAZ wrote:
And that came from a 35 yo....

I am sure he knows all about it..

BTW, when is the move date??
in about a month





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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA

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Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 6:43 PM CST

darlynda wrote:
in about a month


Congrats............wink





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darlynda
new tazewell, Tennessee USA

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Posted: Aug 8, 2008, 3:49 AM CST

HJFinAZ wrote:
Congrats............
thank you sweetielips





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cardsfan24
somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA

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Posted: Aug 8, 2008, 3:52 AM CST

RETIREMENTlaugh





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lola36
dublin, Dublin Ireland

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Posted: Aug 8, 2008, 3:54 AM CST

darlynda wrote:
could somebody PLEASE tell something good about getting older



Honesty I don't wanna think about it yet...wink hug kiss





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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA

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Posted: Aug 8, 2008, 4:04 AM CST


Don't have that many years left to pay taxes.





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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA

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Posted: Aug 8, 2008, 4:04 AM CST



At 6 ft. under I don't have to worry about global warming.





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lola36
dublin, Dublin Ireland

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Posted: Aug 8, 2008, 4:07 AM CST

Indyfella wrote:
At 6 ft. under I don't have to worry about global warming.



laugh hug





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darlynda
new tazewell, Tennessee USA

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Posted: Aug 8, 2008, 4:21 AM CST

cardsfan24 wrote:
RETIREMENT
i got 17 years to go





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cardsfan24
somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA

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Posted: Aug 8, 2008, 6:23 AM CST

darlynda wrote:
i got 17 years to go
better than 41 lol...wink





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StressFree
small city, Kalmar Sweden

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Posted: Aug 8, 2008, 6:27 AM CST

darlynda wrote:
could somebody PLEASE tell something good about getting older


You may or may not like the answer...but I think you will...drinking





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