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could somebody PLEASE tell something good about getting older

At 6 ft. under I don't have to worry about global warming.

More Life Experience. You got many discount for being a senior =)

Here are a few good things about becoming older:Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

Every year you become a little richer in friends

You are more at peace with yourself

You are smarter, sharper and stronger

Sex is hotter

More people turn to you for advice

You are luckier than a lot of people to still be alive!

You have more stories to share with the world

If you've never smoked, you can start now and it won't have time to hurt you.

Things you buy won't have time to wear out.

In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

It's harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick.

Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

No one expects you to run into a burning building.

People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

There's nothing left to learn the hard way.

You can eat dinner at 4:00.

You can live without sex but not without glasses.

You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

You send money to PBS.

You sing along with the elevator music.

You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.

Your eyes won't get much worse.

Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.

could somebody PLEASE tell something good about getting older

could somebody PLEASE tell something good about getting older

could somebody PLEASE tell something good about getting older

According to Andy Rooney ...

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

An older woman will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If an older woman doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And it's usually something more interesting.

An older woman knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Older women are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to an older woman. They always know.

An older woman looks good wearing ruby red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, an older woman is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Her libido's stronger, her fear of pregnancy gone. Her experience of lovemaking is honed and reciprocal and she's lived long enough to know how to please a man in ways her younger cousin could never dream of.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise older women for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

It sucks getting that AARP crap. I just shred it and send it back in the s.a.s.e. Screw'em.

Yep, it surely is, though I'm still not sure if the sex is HOTTER because it is HOTTER or because of the HOT FLASHES (We'd better save that topic for the "Tell me something bad about aging" thread).

I think it is hotter, mostly because mature people are not afraid to communicate and have less hangups....not afraid to tell the other what you like and things...

Yeah...but it's finding the piece of ass that's the challenge.

LOL...true....true....

Let me re-state that. A loving meaningful relationship.