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My grandfather used to call me Alainn. He said it means beautiful in Irish Gaelic.


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You can't forget the drunken ever famous, ever lame, over used

"ur hot"


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How I tought my child was that horizontal was the same as the horizon. Vertical is like telephone poles standing up from the horizon




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Random guy in bar to my friends and I

"so did you guys try real hard to dress the same or does it come naturally"

We were not dressed in anything similar whatsoever.

We couldn't help but give him the "what the hell are you talking about" look and laugh.


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"It does make me wonder though how people got together and stayed together before dating sites."

I wonder this as well.
I'm starting to think it's because of the drastic change in society from the time when marriages lasted till now. My grandmother always told me that a person should date two or three differant people at once (just dating or courting so to speak) so they could make an informed desicion before marriage. It's a differant time now. If a girl dates more than one guy she is a slut. If a guy dates more than one girl, he is a player. Our society has gone from the day of courting for marriage to dating for fun and sex.

I don't really hang out anywhere other than clubs because I'm in school all day (not many men to meet in a beauty school), have my child throughout the week, and I don't belong to any clubs. Life has also gotten too busy for me too do anything extra.


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I know I'm entering kind of late in this one, but I can tell you why I'm here.

I don't know about most people my age, but I have trouble meeting guys in bars and clubs. I get alot more time to talk to the person and can be talking to more than one at a time. I'm not interested in things that the average clubber is into. On here,I have a better chance of meeting a guy that has the same interests as me. I can't tell you how many times I have met a guy in a bar, went on a date, and found out we have nothing in common. It's a viscious cycle that happens all the time. Here I can talk and be myself with everyone, and then become interested in someone for who he is, his posts, his opinions, things like that.

I only get approached in clubs by one kind of guy. The get you drunk, wham bam thank you mam guy. I don't like dealing with them and trying to sort through to find the real sweet ones. If I meet a guy in a club, he hangs around all night, we talk, then the night was a waste because he only hung around to buy me drinks, get me drunk, and thinks he's getting some action. Call me old fashioned, but I don't think I want a guy who has been sleeping around with whatever girls he can pick up in a club.

All of the above, and I have a kid, so my party time is limited.


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Happy Birthday to you too hun.

Thanks everyone for all the bday wishes. Time to go out and party.




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Woo Hoo. I'm going to bed. See you guys tomorrow, or should I say later today.




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I don't smoke myself, but I think it's up to around $5 or $6 for name brand now.


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The following are actual answer phone messages recorded and verified by the world famous:-

INTERNATIONAL INSTITUTE OF
ANSWERPHONE MESSAGES:


My wife and I can’t come to the phone right
now, but if you leave your name and number
and any message, we’ll get back to you as we’re finished.

A is for Academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why I’m not here; So leave a message after the tone.

Hi, this is Tom: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my friend, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn’t lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are female, don’t worry, I have plenty of money.

Hi. Now you say something.

Hi. I’m not home at the moment, but my answer phone is. So you can talk to it after the tone.

Hello. I’m Tom’s answer phone, what are you?

Hello, if you leave a message, I’ll call you soon. If you leave a sexy message, I’ll call you straight back.

Hi. Johns’ answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I’ll stick your message to myself with some of these magnets.

Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owner does not need sliding windows, or, a hot tub. His carpets are clean. He gives to charity through his office, and does not need his picture taken. If you’re still with me, leave your name and number, and he’ll get back to you.

This is not an answering machine. This is a Telepathic Thought Recording Device. After the tone, think about your name, number and your reason for calling, and I’ll think about calling you back.

If you are a burglar, then I’m probably at home, cleaning my weapons right now and can’t come to the phone. Otherwise, I’m probably not at home, and it’s safe for you to leave a message.

Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and used by me.

Hello. You’ve reached Jim and Sonya. We can’t pick up the phone right now, because we’re doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right…really slowly, so, leave a message and when we’ve finished brushing our teeth, we’ll call you back.

Hi. This is Tom. Please leave a message after the tone. If, however, you’ve dialled a wrong number, don’t worry, the phone was ringing anyway.



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Had I known I would have posted the Thanksgiving thing here too


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Thank you


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I'm a little down after going to a funeral viewing. Needed something to cheer myself up, figured I would share. How are you?


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1. Reach in and grab the giblets.
2. Whew! That’s one terrific spread!
3. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
4. Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.
5. Talk about huge breasts!
6. “And he forces his way into the end zone!”
7. She’s 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.
8. It’s Cool Whip time!
9. If I don’t unbuckle my pants, I’m going to burst!
10. It must be broken, ’cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out


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I don't normally follow anything celebrity myself, but this has interested me. There are people loving and hating her right now.

I just wonder if it's all drug/alcohol induced or is she doing it to get publicity. Frankly, I don't think losing her children would be a worth while publicity stunt.

Then again some of these people are truly crazy. I think it might be a requirement to have a mental disorder to be famous.


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I would like toknow how other's feel about this and the entire Britt fiasco. I found this song quite interesting. Any opinions?

(Spoken: Yes, I have a comment to make. Because I know something.)

Britney, they set you up
But you drank from their cup
Britney, they set you up
Oh, but this is what it looks like, love
This is what is looks like

When a star falls down
When a star falls down

Well, maybe you're a mother
But you still need your mother
Yes, I may be a mother
But I still need a mother
To pick me up
Yes, to pick me up

When it all falls down
When it all falls down

Britney, they set you up
Is your contract winding up?
But you drank from the cup
Boy, this is what it looks like
Yes, I said, this is, this is what it looks like, Disney, yes

When a star falls down
When a star falls down

You may be a mother
Baby, you still need a mother
Yes, I may be a mother
But I still need a mother
To pick me up
Yes, to pick me up

When it all falls down
When it all falls down
When it all falls, all falls down
When it all falls down


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I don't want ur stinking crown.

Can i just be court Jester?


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I'm bringing this back because I'm interested to know the answer to this and see what else you guys can come up with.




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I told my child along time ago that if I don't answer the first time don't say it again. It worked. WOO HOO. Unfortunately I get a "mommy" before every statement. It gets anoying

"mommy.....can I have milk?"

"mommy...I'm going outside"

"mommy......I like orange"

and the kid talks ALOT.


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