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Diamond123: Just Think for A Minute

Tom Diamond
Think
about
this for a minute...

If I happened to show up on your door
step crying,
Would
you Care?If I
called you and asked you to
pick me up because something
happened,
Would
you come?

If I
had one day left, to live my
life;
Would
you be part of That last
day?If I
needed a shoulder to cry
on,
Would
you give me Yours?This is
a test to see who your real
friends are or if you are just someone to
talk to you when they are bored .
I just
Did.....because
you are
my friend.

Do
you know what the relationship is between your two eyes?

They blink
together, they move together, they cry together, They see things together
and they sleep together,

BUT
THEY NEVER SEE EACH
OTHER.
that's what friendship is.

Your aspiration is your motivation, your
motivation is your belief, your belief
is your peace, your peace is
your target, your target is heaven, and life
is like hell
without it

It's
'world best friends week'.Who is
your best friend?

Send
this to all Your good
friends.

Even me, if I am one of
them.

Diamond123: Play baby play !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bigger surprises and treats await thine playful tricks!!!!!

Diamond123: Hell, who wants hair on their chest when they can have a hot woman there !!!!!!!

kidatheart: I wonder if Strawberry Hill is anything like Strawberry Angel. That "stuff" was $16 for a case of 12. Not sure if they even sell it anymore.

kidatheart: I wonder if Strawberry Hill is anything like Strawberry Angel. That "stuff" was $16 for a case of 12. Not sure if they even sell it anymore.

kidatheart: Hi FF I dunno, most of those labourers don't really care, so long as it's wet and has alcohol in it.

There was one guy that could likely chew the top of the bottle off and not care either.

Diamond123: Education Needed About Furry LIL' Bunnies

Tom Diamond

During the normal intercourse of each day as I go about my normal activites, often I meet a woman or two that let me play with their furry lil' bunnies.
I have just begun to wonder since I can never quite remember to ask, what do they eat ?
Cabbage? Grapes ? Lettuce ? Carrots ? Cucumbers?
I feel like I may need some advice from the all knowing lil' furry Bunny loving people.
I have been bitten by a furry lil' bunny on the right hand before while we were watching a scary movie together.
Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

Diamond123: MWWWAHHHHHHHHH,,,,,there's just sumpin special about making love on rainy days and nights.

Diamond123: When life hands you lemons,
ask for salt and Tequila!!

KrazieStill: That's just wrong. She's dating her ex but hanging out in the bar. What's up with that?

Diamond123: Hi Feisty !

venere08: Sounds like a challenge for all the welders out there.

Bound to do you the 'weld' of good!

Diamond123: And to think I went out originally to play a few cheap games of Pool . Perhaps I should have taken my gazing balls for luck.

Diamond123: The next time someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you like to respond like this?

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart, for my dog Athena the wonder dog. I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think, that I had an elephant?

So since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again; although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her no; I had stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit me. WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore. . ..