Stay tuned for "Beaverwoman: A Dam Shame!"
Not bad Solitare.
How about this:
Sequel to Star Wars 15. The Revenge of the Giant Beaver
On a far and distance planet in a Galaxy far away. Luke Skywalker
now a full fledged Ghedi gone to the dark side. Is experimenting with the alien life forms. After a finding DNA from Cortney Weaver's alien, he makes a serum that he injects into a beaver for testing.
The beaver escapes from captivity. Now a runaway giant beaver seeking to find Cortney Weaver...for what only purpose? Only the end of the movie can tell.
Stealing a cargo ship, the giant beaver, that occassionaly has a protruding head from its mouth and will naw of titaumium and other hardened metals of the space craft. Takes aim for Planet Earth.With Luke Skywalker, now cleaning up his act and coming back to the good side in close pursuit.
Arriving Planet Earth somewhere in SW England, the giant beaver begins to devour forest and brunettes that remind it of Cortney Weaver. Blondes, redheads, and multi color are not attacked.
English women deathly afraid of the giant beaver, begin to change hair color by dieing....there is run on hair coloring products.
Luke Skywalker arrives in SW England to find it deforested and missing all brunettes. Realizing the damage of his alien experiment to mankind, the world, and the universe, Luke is determined to find the giant beaver and with one swing of his mighty light sword dispatch it.
R2D2....coming from a used car lot in London....aid Luke in finding the giant beaver. Using new sensors for beaver detection
beebs out a clear track to find the creature. Luke and the giant beaver meet at a school for girls in Essex. It is a fight to the death, winner take all.
In the end.....one has to watch the movie...to know if Luke was able to strike a mighty blow with his light sword or was taken by the giant beaver. To know if Cortney Weaver is safe or needs to change her hair color.
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