About me: ONCE UPON A TIME THERE LIVED THIS PRINCE in the not so distant past. The Prince built his own kingdom and was loved by all of his people, but was missing one important element--his princess. So the Prince said goodbye to his loyal subjects and set off for California. One day, the Prince arrived at the extremely large and lavish palace of the King of Hearts. The Prince saw a large harem of the most beautiful, scantily clad, women he had ever seen. The King of Hearts invited the Prince into the parlor. The Prince quickly noticed that the King was at least three times the age of all of the women in the palace. The King of Hearts leaned over to the Prince and said "I am going to tell you something about women that few men know." After ten minutes of listening, the Prince jumped to his feet and exclaims "you have to be kidding. No way." "Yes, " said the King, "but keep this secret to yourself. Now I have to go for I have pressing business." "I never caught your real name," said the Prince. The King looked hard at the Prince and said "Everybody knows me. I am Hugh Hefner and this Palace is the Playboy Mansion." "That explains a lot," said the Prince. Knowing now exactly want he wants in a Princess, the Prince carefully writes a long letter and places it into a bottle, and casts the bottle out to sea. The Prince patiently waits. Many moons pass and a Princess is walking along a sandy beach. The bottle, shimmering in the water, catches her eye, so she wades into the water.
I'm looking for: ***A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE***I wrote and cast this bottle into the internet ocean. It may drift with the broadband sea for many years and into thousands of computers--but is only intended for a very few. It may take a very very long time before the message washes up on the right monitor and right woman will acknowlege that this message was written to her ;)You have a warm smile, gentle touch, and a strong heart beat. Your eyes sparkle as they are the very windows to your deep and caring soul. You have kind words when the day did not turn out as planned. You believe that the saddest thing in the world is someone who has sight, but no vision. You know that Experience comes from what we have done. Wisdom comes from what we have done badly. You know that success in a relationship is much more than finding the right person, it is being the right person. You understands that now and again it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness---and just be happy. You have lost loved ones and strongly believe in giving flowers to the ones you care for while they are alive--rather than wait to pile floral arrangements on that person's grave. You recognize that to live for one more day is a gift in and of itself. Likewise, understanding that we do not know what large or small events we will one day actually recall about our lives and identities. You never forget that life is a MEMORY IN THE MAKING. You accept that life is not fair or partial but life is what you yourself make of it. If this message has drifted to your computer and it is not intended for you, please cast this bottle back into the information river that will carry this note back into the internet ocean so that the intended woman may one day get her message. If this message is meant for you, the contact me immediately.