About me: I'm a hopeless nerd. There's no skirting around that idea. I love comics, movies, pop culture, trivia, all sorts of inane things like that. But I'm also one of the most tenderhearted guys you're ever likely to meet. I cry at all sorts of movies. I love kids, especially little kids. I'm a fantastic cook! I would like to find a girl who can appreciate my wit, my humor, my personality, my tenderness, and most of all, me.
I was a humor columnist for my school newspaper, so all you girls who are looking for a funny guy came to the right place. Not only am I funny, MY funny has actually been published.
I like being physically affectionate. I hope you do, too.
I'm looking for: You have to be funny! I can't take it otherwise. MUST be funny. So, quick quiz: are you funny? If you said yes, please double check that you are in fact a heterosexual woman and proceed. If you said no, well... We've got some fabulous parting gifts for you.
Are you a sweet, kind person? Do you have a wild side that you want to share from time to time? Can you handle a man with a sarcastic bend? Could you appreciate a bigger boy? Will you let me be good to you?
If you're close to my age, 18-28ish, give me a ring, let's go have some fun. I'd say fun is important.