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Diamond123 Fort Worth, Texas USA
[top] Sun Aug 10, 2008 9:21 AM CST : Menopause Jewelry
Thought this would be funny.

Menopause Jewelry
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big frickin red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb ?%$. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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relaxin somewhere, Queensland Australia
[top] Sun Aug 10, 2008 9:24 AM CST : Menopause Jewelry
Diamond123: Thought this would be funny.

Menopause Jewelry
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big frickin red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb ?%$.



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

like = geez i miss my ex but my aim is getting betterfrustrated
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lookingmom manchester, Tennessee USA
[top] Sun Aug 10, 2008 9:26 AM CST : Menopause Jewelry
That was great! Thanks for the laugh..laugh
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darlynda new tazewell, Tennessee USA
[top] Sun Aug 10, 2008 9:53 AM CST : Menopause Jewelry
Diamond123: Thought this would be funny.

Menopause Jewelry
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big frickin red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb ?%$.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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somechick Cincinnati Ohio, Ohio USA
[top] Sun Aug 10, 2008 9:56 AM CST : Menopause Jewelry
Diamond123: Thought this would be funny.

Menopause Jewelry
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big frickin red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb ?%$.



The jokes funny but I don't think I would've thrown the ring at him.

laugh
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lktolbert Atlanta, Georgia USA
[top] Sun Aug 10, 2008 10:38 AM CST : Menopause Jewelry
Sooooooo funny!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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roseofsharon Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
[top] Sun Aug 10, 2008 10:38 AM CST : Menopause Jewelry
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Just fantastic!! thumbs up I'll remember that one for sure... cheers
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Zellarrone1 Hull, Humberside, England UK
[top] Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:42 AM CST : Menopause Jewelry
Diamond123: Thought this would be funny.

Menopause Jewelry
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big frickin red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb ?%$.
I bought a mood ring not so long ago but when I arrived home and opened the box. I noticed the shop assistant must have forgotten to enclose the card explaining the meaning of mood colours in help So, I just threw ring in the bin sigh
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Diamond123 Fort Worth, Texas USA
[top] Sun Aug 10, 2008 12:26 PM CST : Menopause Jewelry
rolling on the floor laughing Well looks like you lost a certified legal chance to hit back at yer future boyfriendrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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