if you were a superhero/ super villan who would you be an why

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coolieno1 point fortin Trinidad and Tobago
my answer batman dude kick a~s although he has no super powers the guys alter ego bruce wayne is rich famous an he gets the girls so who would you be?
StressFree small city, Kalmar Sweden
Spiderman. I want a redhead girlfriend...



shipoker58 Las Vegas, Nevada USA
I would be Dud Man. I could slip in and out of situations and no one would even care that I was there. I'd be so inconspicuos, I could do anything I wanted
DogMaI Sartell, Minnesota USA
coolieno1 point fortin Trinidad and Tobago
StressFree: Spiderman. I want a redhead girlfriend...
cat woman chases batman imagine cat woman by d way names simon
KrazieStill Bristol, Connecticut USA
Spiderman cuz I want to sit on the edge of a skyscraper (NY) and just contemplate life. It looked cool to do in comics when I was a wee youngin.dancing
coolieno1 point fortin Trinidad and Tobago
KrazieStill: Spiderman cuz I want to sit on the edge of a skyscraper (NY) and just contemplate life. It looked cool to do in comics when I was a wee youngin.
devil so if batman an spiderman were in a fight who would u think would win
KrazieStill Bristol, Connecticut USA
coolieno1: so if batman an spiderman were in a fight who would u think would win


If they were in a fight with Lois Lane and Mary Jane, the girls would win of course. Silly question. rolling on the floor laughing
jlw45 chandler, Texas USA
KrazieStill: Spiderman cuz I want to sit on the edge of a skyscraper (NY) and just contemplate life. It looked cool to do in comics when I was a wee youngin.
you might end up in a straight jacket for thatprofessor
coolieno1 point fortin Trinidad and Tobago
KrazieStill: If they were in a fight with Lois Lane and Mary Jane, the girls would win of course. Silly question.
grin wel at least boobs were flying everywhere
jpunk Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Sorry folks, just a humourous superhero break for you all:

Superman was flying around the city when he spies Wonderwoman sunbathing absolutely naked on a penthouse roof, he thinks to himself, "I could fly down at superspeed, give her one and before she knows it I'm away!" (bit of a 1 minute wonder is our Superman!). So he does just that and flies off! Wonderman looks up and says "What was that?" looking perplexed. The invisible man replies "I dunno but my ass is sore!"
coolieno1 point fortin Trinidad and Tobago
jpunk: Sorry folks, just a humourous superhero break for you all:

Superman was flying around the city when he spies Wonderwoman sunbathing absolutely naked on a penthouse roof, he thinks to himself, "I could fly down at superspeed, give her one and before she knows it I'm away!" (bit of a 1 minute wonder is our Superman!). So he does just that and flies off! Wonderman looks up and says "What was that?" looking perplexed. The invisible man replies "I dunno but my ass is sore!"
grin grin
jlw45 chandler, Texas USA
jpunk: Sorry folks, just a humourous superhero break for you all:

Superman was flying around the city when he spies Wonderwoman sunbathing absolutely naked on a penthouse roof, he thinks to himself, "I could fly down at superspeed, give her one and before she knows it I'm away!" (bit of a 1 minute wonder is our Superman!). So he does just that and flies off! Wonderman looks up and says "What was that?" looking perplexed. The invisible man replies "I dunno but my ass is sore!"
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I would have to choose the Xmen's Phoenix-Jean Grey
dillydally behind the big green fields , Strathclyde, Scotland UK
id be Mina Harker , the vampire from the film "The league of extraordinary gentlemen" smitten


got a couple but she is a great favorite grin
desmond kissimmee, Florida USA
dillydally: id be Mina Harker , the vampire from the film "The league of extraordinary gentlemen" got a couple but she is a great favorite



professor I be the invisible man i have so much fun devil devil devil
jpunk Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
desmond: I be the invisible man i have so much fun


you obviously didn't read my comment! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



Cary0608 Mandaluyong City, Quezon City Philippines
I'd be storm from x-men

morning all!wave teddy bear
desmond kissimmee, Florida USA
jpunk: you obviously didn't read my comment!



JPunk hell no I did not read your joke laugh laugh laugh laugh I have to pass on invisible man now


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desmond kissimmee, Florida USA
Cary0608: I'd be storm from x-men

morning all!



Hi Cary good to see you sweetie cheers teddy bear




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